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What you gonna do with all that stump?

by casscomerford • August 15th, 2008 • posted in Bullets for Randomness

Today Lexi’s umbilical cord came off and I was a little sad because that was the last real sign that we had a physical connection. It had me thinking about all the way life has changed in the past 18 days – this person comes into my life 18 days ago and there is nothing in this entire world I wouldn’t do for her. Nothing. I called the FH upstairs to check out her belly button and he asked if I was going to keep the cord stump. This had honestly never occurred to me – keep that nasty brown bit that I’ve been avoiding for 18 days….ummm, it seemed a little gross.

Did you keep the stump?

In other bulleted news:

  • My parents are here this weekend and I am SOO SOO SOO happy to see them and to have four extra arms that just want to hold the baby.
  • I’m wearing my wedding rings today for the first time in months and months – I feel married again!
  • I had pizza last night and it was SOOOOO yummy – and it complemented my 3oz of red wine so nicely that I was in a haze of happiness.
  • Lexi slept a 4.5 hour stretch last night from 2-6:30am and when I heard her little cries at 6:30 and it was light outside and I checked the clock I almost screamed with joy. I really loved not seeing 3 or 4am in any capacity.
  • Another weekend is here – I think the FH is going to play some golf while I have the extra help and I am going to nap and relax a little. WoooHoooo
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  • Michelle Smiles: August 15th, 2008 at 9:08am

    Nope...I think the stump is kind of gross. We threw it away when it fell off.

    We had pizza the other night and I cracked open the beer I've been craving for 9 months. Unfortunately after the first sip it didn't taste very good so I only drank about 1/4 of it. Margarita at a Mexican place is my next lusty desire.

    I put my engagement ring and band on earlier this week and was so happy to have it back!

    4.5 hours sounds heavenly. Tessa was up from 3 - 4:45 last night/this morning. Ugh. I'm dragging a bit today...maybe the stars will align and I can get both of them to nap at the same time so I can lay down.

  • Kellie: August 15th, 2008 at 9:11am

    No stump keeping for me. I despise belly buttons and couldn't wait for Morgan's stump to fall off.

    I loved the first stretch of sleep. Hopefully, each night will get better. The first time Morgan slept from 10pm to 7am, I woke up in a state of panic and then was giddy with happiness.

    Enjoy the visit with your family. Soak it up, when they offer to help, take it and run like the wind :)

  • Chefmom: August 15th, 2008 at 9:34am

    We chucked the stump. I can't believe 18 days have gone by!! It's seems ike you had her last week!! Nice sleep schedule, keeping my fingers crossed she keeps it up.
    Enjoy your visit with your parents. :)

  • AndreAnna: August 15th, 2008 at 11:47am

    Wanna know what an awesome parent I am? Both times, I lost the stump. Gone. One diaper change is was there and the next it was gone. Never found either one. Most likely cat chow (cue gagging sounds).

    Enjoy the free time!

  • Bessie.viola: August 15th, 2008 at 3:04pm

    Blech, no. We didn't keep the stump. I was simaltaneously sad and also grossed out when Maddie's fell off. I did take a picture of her newly-stumpless belly button though - you might like to do that with Lexi, because you'll be shocked at how it changes.

    Have fun with all those extra arms! Here's hoping that you continue to sleep through 3 & 4am!

  • Beach Mama: August 15th, 2008 at 6:37pm

    Ewww no, we did not keep the stump. Are there really people that do?
    Baby teeth, yes, I will keep.

    And have fun with the family. Take some time to yourself!

  • Kristin....: August 16th, 2008 at 11:16am

    Nope, tossed all 4 of them. ewww.

    I hope you get to rest this weekend. And YA to Lexi for the long sleep!

Stream of Thoughts

by casscomerford • August 10th, 2008 • posted in Bullets for Randomness
  • Why is it that God, in all of her supreme wisdom, wouldn’t give the gift of lactation to the men? Why? Why is this job all on me? Even if they could only do it between 2-4am that would be fine by me. Enable the masses I say.
  • I would like someone to write a book about Parenthood where they clearly state what the expectations are of a father the first few weeks of life. Pocklock and I were talking about this way back in first trimester land and we both agreed that we had to count on it being a one man show for quite a while….and while I was quick to accept this reality back before I carried and gave birth to a nearly 9lb baby now I am not so okay with that.
  • I have what I call a Cinderella Complex. I’m waiting for my prince to come with my glass slipper…and when the FH comes home and throws himself on the couch and falls asleep within 30 seconds and there is no glass slipper in sight I kind of lose my shit a little bit.
  • When Lexi falls asleep while laying on the FH’s chest I melt into a puddle and am left unable to do a single other thing.
  • My Mom & Dad will be here on Thursday and I. Can. Not. Wait. I haven’t told them of my plan to hide Mom in the basement when Dad’s ready to leave and how I’m going to call her boss and resign on her behalf so that she can stay with us forever and ever…I think I’ll break this to them after some sangria on Friday night.
  • One Question: I sent notes to thank each of the nurses that assisted us in L&D and Maternity and NICU – should I send something too? Or is a note enough? What about for the doctor? While I was getting ready to push and pushing the doctor was telling me all about how he loves to cook with curry so I ordered this curry gift set from this awesome Savory Spice Shop in Denver….do you think this is too much?
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  • Beach Mama: August 10th, 2008 at 10:17am

    You are too generious. I didn't do anything for my nurses or doctors. Was I supposed to? Uh oh. Good thing this time around I have new doctors and I will be at a different hospital, they just might steal him for payment! just kidding.

    And when they get older all they want is daddy...enjoy the mommy time now. Your day WILL come for hand offs.

  • Kellie: August 10th, 2008 at 3:18pm

    I, too, sent notes to all the nurses that were so kind to me while I was in the hospital. I also sent a kick ass letter to the Nursing Supervisor telling him he was blessed to have these fantastic women working for him. I received a phone call from two of the nurses telling me they were happy to have received my notes AND their boss had sat down with them and shown them the letter I wrote.

    I loved having my Mom here after Morgan was born. She was here for the first week, went home for a week and then came back for two. H-E-A-V-E-N. Not just having her to help, but just having her THERE was awesome.

    Sorry the FH is a punk about not being the Prince. The hell?!

    You're doing great, Cass. So proud of you :)

  • AndreAnna: August 10th, 2008 at 4:49pm

    When I was BFing, Mike kept saying he wished he had boobs so I could get a break. I reminded him that some men do and he should be lucky he isn't one of the ones with moobs.

    I'm glad you're going to get to see your parents soon. Sometimes mommies can make things all better.

  • Jenny: August 10th, 2008 at 5:17pm

    i think i must have that same cinderella complex - however my hubby does the same. exact. thing.

    enjoy the time with your parents there and i like your plan - hope it works out.

  • Noble Pig: August 10th, 2008 at 5:32pm

    First let me start...becuase I am soooooo gutter mind I was reading Andreanna's comment and she wrote BFing! Ha! I know what she means but at first I thought something else and I was let's say hysterical! OMG that made my day.
    Cue maniacal laughter now!

    Okay, I understand the whole losing your shit thing. I lost mine MANY times and let me just tell you it was diaherea. See my hubby was always gone (delivering everyone else's baby)so when he would come home I had these great expectations that he would somehow recue me from indentured slaveness and that never happened. It was sleepy couch time. Grrrrr. It was like a constant battle since I had two kids under two and one was colic (thought I would die). Anyway, one day he had a frank talk with me that pissed me off like I had never seen rage before. He said, "Honey look, I have crazy hours, I have office patients, I have surgery, I have deliveries, I have cheif os staff duties I have this and that and hospital meetings" and OMG I could go on and on. He said you are home and you have to this job and I cannot get up at night becuase I might not sleep for the next two days and anyway I cried like a baby when I understood that this childcare business was MY BUSINESS. But somehow I understood it was and somehow I worked it out and all was fine. Because yeah it was so true, there was no way he could care for all these people and me and the kids and geez it was overwhelming. Now I know your situation is different because you both work and yeah it's totally different at your house. So why did I tell you all this? I have no idea. But you will work it out but while you breastfeed it's going to be hard.

    However, when hubby walked in the door many nights I did fake like a two-hour stomach ache and would sit in the bathroom and read. That did work. Ha!

    And as far as doc gifts, my hubby does get a lot of gifts when patient's come to their post partum visit. It's very nice but just as many people don't give gifts. It is totally not expected AT ALL but nice that you did. I did not even give the nurses gifts at the hospital, but they were bitchy to me anyway because since my friggin' husband was the OB there I had some perks, of course I did, but this seemed to piss them off so whatever, they weren't on my gift list.

    Sorry about the long crazy comment!

  • Michelle Smiles: August 10th, 2008 at 7:26pm

    Thank you notes? Crap...I'm a compulsive thank you note writer but I was so drugged up I don't even know who my nurses were let alone send them notes. That is very nice of you.

    Lactation from 2-4 am would be a blessing! I must admit that my hubby is awesome but when I see him nod off on the couch I want to slug him since he gets to sleep all night while I get up to play mother cow all night long.

  • ~**Dawn**~: August 10th, 2008 at 7:33pm

    You're a new mom. You're *totally* allowed to lose it and/or wish Daddy would/could do more. Of course, my friends that did not breastfeed? Their husbands would get up to give a middle of the night bottle & they say they were awake the whole time anyway, wondering what/how he was doing in there. But even so, you're still allowed to lose it.

    As for gifts, one of my best friends is a surgeon. I get the impression that the favorite gifts are things you can eat. A tray of cookies, box of chocolates, stuff like that, that can be shared. It's appreciated but they never ever expect it so it's not like you need to feel obligated.

  • SciFi Dad: August 10th, 2008 at 8:27pm

    I speak not for all men; only for myself.

    When I first went back to work (I took about 2-3 weeks off when my daughter was born), my routine was to immediately take my daughter when I got home and "play" with her (a newborn doesn't play, I get that, but they enjoy a good round of face staring as well as singing) and then we'd crash together on the couch. That actually lasted a good 4-6 months. After that, we canceled the nap and just hung out.

    Although my wife was breast feeding, I was still able to do other stuff, like diapers, baths, and interactive/guided play (making a stuffed animal talk to her, stuff like that) after dinner too.

    Bottom line: I slept through the night (partly because I wasn't lactating, partly because I was going to the office during the day) but other than feeding her, if I was home I was involved.

    I don't really care how busy your day is, or how tired you are, ultimately you're still a father, and with that comes the responsibility to actually BE a father. It's not up to your wife and kid to figure out how to work around your schedule. It's up to you to sort out your shit so you can do your job (and I'm not talking about the one that pays you in money).

  • Kristin....: August 10th, 2008 at 9:03pm

    First, thank you notes? You are awesome. I never did anything. Well, not true. When Izzie had to have her hips x-rayed we took her up to L&D to visit with our favorite nurse (a guy!). And our OB was in there too, so she got to see her. Other than that, I did bubkus.

    Secondly, I agree with SciFi Dad. I think I told you my dh came to EVERY.SINGLE.DOCTOR appointment for EVERY.SINGLE.PREGNANCY (and with the twins, it was monthly and with an ultrasound, so that was at least 2 hours each month). And not because I told him to, but because those were his kids and he wanted and needed to be a part of everything. He changes diapers, he gives baths. Of course now with 4 we have to split the responsibilites or I would go completely insane. He does the cooking most nights. He is both a father and husband, and as such, he needs to be able to balance those responsibilites.
    Ok, off my soapbox.
    Hats off to you for having family come. I actually never wanted that. Not even after the twins were born. Plus, my mom and MIL live within 40 minutes of us, so it was different. I preferred setting my own schedule and not having to work around someone else.
    Oh my this is long, sorry.

No Curse Sunday

by casscomerford • July 27th, 2008 • posted in Bullets for Randomness

I should have wrote this yesterday because No Curse Sunday makes this post difficult.  Here’s the situation as I see it in bullets:

  • Still no baby.
  • The doctor uses the word “everything”, “favorable” and “get things started” as put offs for very pregnant women and he prays that these women go into labor naturally before he sees them for the next visit.  
  • IF you do not go into labor naturally prior to the next time you see him he has the “well, this would increase your chance of C-section and you don’t want that, do you?” speech.  This speech also happens to be very heavy on the “bad mother” tone I do so love.
  • My husband and I are emotionally spent thinking that each next appointment could lead to us holding our little girl.  Having felt this way since the weeks leading up to July 15th basically means we’re both insane.  
  • I am physically kaput.  I am too swollen, too big, too emotional to be in public.  I should have a warning t-shirt – but they don’t make them this big.  
  • The anticipation is causing some havoc and my Mom and Gram decided they would drive down yesterday to be closer.  While this is fantastic in some ways it’s difficult in others.  I needed a Mom hug yesterday.  I did.  I needed that moment.  But when these people that I love are here I feel like I need to “do” all the time with them because I don’t get that much time.  And the reality is I can not “do” that much.  
  • The FH felt a little threatened… fearful that they were going to swoop in and take over.  And even though they have no agenda to do that, and I wouldn’t let them push him out of this time for the two of us, I can understand where he’s coming from.  The FH however isn’t very good at looking at situation from my shoes.  He sees his family at least 5 days a week and usually 6.  He’s very lucky to get to have his Mom and Dad and Grandma there for him ALL of the time; aside from summer camp and college it has always been this way for him.  He’s never had to miss his family the way I have.  And he doesn’t understand that thing you have with a Mom and a daughter.  Maybe he’ll get it when they put Lexi in his arms – maybe then he’ll understand how you’d never want to be separated from your child when you can hear in there voice how close they are to being done.  Maybe then he’d appreciate that every time he’s in his office and screams for his Mom to help him – that she runs in and does just that.  Maybe then he’d see that I don’t get that.  Because I moved here.  To be with him.  Maybe.  
  • He is the very best partner I could have ever wanted – times have not always been easy, I don’t think they are for anyone but last night as I was in bed hurting because my back was hurting and my legs were aching and I was emotionally on the verge and he was rubbing my back all I could think was: How’d I get so lucky?
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  • AndreAnna: July 27th, 2008 at 7:06am

    One word:

    sonofamotherlessgoatwhore

  • Beach Mama: July 27th, 2008 at 7:53am

    Oh man. I know exactly how you feel. I was 12 days late with the Kid (due July 8th had him the 20th-of 2004) And he came all on his own. Hang in there. She'll be here soon.
    ((hugs))

  • Michelle Smiles: July 27th, 2008 at 8:22am

    Your doc sounds like a douchebag.

    Sorry to hear you are still pregnant. Really. I can't imagine how insane I would be without an end date. I am thinking of you lots and hoping this all ends happily and quickly for you guys.

  • Leslie Collins: July 27th, 2008 at 8:49am

    Hang in there, Cass. I know, this is the most frustrating part about being pregnant.

  • Pocklock: July 27th, 2008 at 9:18am

    I'm really glad your Mom and Gram came down. You need them right now. And I'm sure they feel a lot better being closer to you.

    Call me if you need anything. Even if you just need me to listen to you cry (or curse, but that'll have to wait till tomorrow).

    xoxo

  • Kellie: July 27th, 2008 at 10:01am

    Your doctor is making me want to punch him in the crotch.

    And 9 pounds?! Holy crap.

    I'm glad you got the Mom Hug. I'm sorry the FH feels that way, but I can understand it.

    Cass, I'm feeling bad that you're so unhappy right now. It's not the way it should be. I hate that your last few weeks of being pregnant have been this emotionally and physically draining for you :( Wish I could help.

  • Noble Pig: July 27th, 2008 at 10:13am

    I'm totally confused here.

    Your doc won't help put you into labor?

    I need to be told flat out...so, so confused.

  • Chefmom: July 27th, 2008 at 11:10am

    WHAT is he waiting for?! Tha's probably the stupidest and most frustrating question in the world, but I don't get it!!! ANd it is such an emotional roller coaster. Every visit, every question, another day. Hang int here CAss. YOu'll be holding her soon, and this will all disappear, the minute you do :)

  • Kristin....: July 27th, 2008 at 12:37pm

    I'm so sorry that it all sucks. I so wish the end were more relaxing for you. Promise me you'll rest so that tomorrow you can kick the doc in the ass and tell him to get you going. :)

    Sending hugs. Feel free to email; I've been there 3 times before, so I remember it well!

  • Pomjob: July 27th, 2008 at 9:27pm

    This won't make you feel better at all, but I was due July 15 and didn't pop out until July 30 soooo you only until Wednesday and then Lexi and I can be birthday buddies! My mom has the memory of being in labor with me as Charles and Di got married.

  • ~**Dawn**~: July 27th, 2008 at 11:10pm

    Just wandered over from Pocklock's blog. I was bored & I've seen her & LFM Twittering with you. I'm going to throw my baby eviction vibes on the pile in the hope that maybe it can be the proverbial last straw & the timer dings on the baby cooker.

  • Sarah: July 28th, 2008 at 7:10am

    Hang in there. Have you thought about taking castol.oil. My girlfriend has done it will all three pregnancies. It is a little gross, but she swears by it. E-mail me if you want her e-mail so you can chat with her. Here is a site for a smoothie.
    http://www.justmommies.com/articles/castor-oil-to-induce-labor.shtml

    Good Luck!!!!

  • Steph: July 28th, 2008 at 11:09am

    Oh my! Im glad you got your mom hug and I hope Lexi arrives sooN!

Terrificly Random Tuesday

by casscomerford • July 22nd, 2008 • posted in Bullets for Randomness
  • I’m not sleeping well and yet somehow I still dream for what seems like hours and hours. Last nights dream was SO hilarious (apply sarcasim like thick buttercream frosting on freshly baked cupcakes) I went to the doctor and the lady slide the scale to 250 and then it STAYED there and the nurse said: You’ve gained about 60 l-b-s’s in the past week; do you know what this means? And I say sobbing that I shouldn’t have made cupcakes and she says “No, you’re other baby showed up” and then I go into a serious freak out because I am only ready for ONE baby not TWO babies and that’s when my water breaks and I realize I’m screwed.
  • After HOURS of hunting and 7 different stores yesterday I found Ball canning jars and today I will be making strawberry jam and pickles. Yes, it’s come to this. Did you know that in Indiana the Ball canning people founded Ball State University and that there are mansions on the grounds of the university that are INCREDIBLE. One fourth of July I had the pleasure of spending the day at one of these places with my very oldest friend Dani. What a fantastic time that was. For those of you that know me this was before Vincent.
  • Okay you’ve probably seen this video about Christian the Lion and being reunited with the people that raised him but can I just say that my pregnant self cried and cried and cried at this video because the lion remembered them and how loved they must have felt in that moment.
  • Most passive aggressive use of the DVR ever took place last Thursday night. The only show that I’m actually amused by lately is My Boys on TBS and the FH stopped the recording of this show at the 10 minute point because he was “frustrated” to see the red light on the DVR box. This is where you do the Scooby Doo head shake because this my friends, not smart. He’s still breathing because it wasn’t a new episode.
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  • Kellie: July 22nd, 2008 at 7:32am

    He was frustrated to see the red light on the DVR? Oh no....I'd have hurt him. One can mess with me in a few ways--you do NOT mess with my DVR. Especially in the summer when there's jack crap on. I LOVE MY Boys.

    I laughed out lout at your dream and the 2nd baby. And then I stopped. Because that? Not funny.

    If we lived in the same town, I could've saved you hours of jar hunting. I have 25 of them packed away in my storage unit. Don't ask why. We all know I don't cook/can/bake. I think I got the great idea to make jam one day, bought all the stuff and then decided I'd screw it up so, I didn't even try.

    :)

  • AndreAnna: July 22nd, 2008 at 8:23am

    I seriously expect homemade jam when you come visit. ;)

  • Chefmom: July 22nd, 2008 at 8:42am

    I am so surprised you had such a hard time finding jars! Our supermarket has 1/2 an aisle of them. I am also amazed there is a Ball University! And frustrated at the red light????? Did he go senial for a moment and forget that he was recording it for a pregnant woman?! Have fun today :)

  • Chefmom: July 22nd, 2008 at 8:47am

    I forgot to say something about your dream! I had WEIRD ones, (not quite this weird though) the last few weeks of my pregnancy. I remember fighting someone off me who was trying to take my BELLY, not baby, but BELLY. I kept hearing someone yelling my name, and it was my husband, who I was beating the crap out of in my sleep. OOPPS! And I had never see the Lion video...I was just in tears watching it! Nature is awesome.

  • Michelle Smiles: July 22nd, 2008 at 8:51am

    My mom used to make the best strawberry jam...now I want some.

    Turned it off because of the light? Seriously? My husband wouldn't have the balls to do that when I wasn't pregnant but now? No way. Good for you for letting him live.

  • Casey: July 22nd, 2008 at 9:10am

    I cried when I saw that lion video too! must be hormones.

  • Noble Pig: July 22nd, 2008 at 10:10am

    Ha this is random...but hey that's what Tuesday's are for.

  • J: July 22nd, 2008 at 11:12am

    K so a few things here.

    1. You are in Indiana? Or did you just grow up there? I was born and raised there. Ball State is a wicked party school, I miss going down there. I really wanted to go to college there but my mom got super pissed bc that was the year that it got named the #1 party college in America.

    2. I had never seen the lion video before either. I cried, too. LOL.

    3. I hope your dreams tonight are good ones!

Bullets to cure Boredom

by casscomerford • July 9th, 2008 • posted in Bullets for Randomness
  • My life now consists of capturing what the lawn crew is doing each day in my google calendar so that when I go to the next condo board meeting I can show them just how rediculous it is. On Monday they were here trimming bushes and trees. On Tuesday they were here weed wacking. Today they are mowing and probably blowing…or wait maybe they’ll save the blowing for tomorrow so that they can bother me EVERY SINGLE FREAKING DAY OF THE WEEK.
  • I am still pregnant. I receive no fewer then 15 calls a day asking “how I am”. I am pregnant. I am very very pregnant. I have nothing to distract me from this very very pregnant status except of course for the lawn crew. I am not comfortable. I am a rotisserie oven flipping from side to side frequently for even baby cooking temperature. And it’s hot outside. And it’s humid. I’m bored. I suck at being bored. So to recap – I’m very pregnant, very big, it’s hot and humid outside and I’m sucktastically bored.
  • There is a fly in my house. I’m not sure how he got in but rather then enjoying this fabulous air conditioned vaca from the outside he’s flying around and PISSING me off. I have tried to kill him and he simply will not be caught. I would torture him by turning the A/C down if I thought he’d leave but then I’d be even more annoyed and hot with a fly buzzing around. That buzz is so annoying.
  • Money is on my brain – I can’t be not working for a long time and I feel like I’m wasting this time NOT working – even though I really am using this time to relax and focus on baby cooking. The thing I’m learning about myself is that I have two states of being. One is where I spend time making money and Two is where I spend time spending money. That’s it. There is no Third instance where I do nothing – where I neither make nor spend money. I have nothing to do so that of course leads me to look for filling a void – my favorite void filler is shopping which of course is state of being Two which of course does not help my worry over dollars. And there you go.
  • I have three items left to do on my list of things to do. THREE. They are: Print out the addresses for the baby announcements – I don’t have to find the addresses or enter them into a spreadsheet or even format them – I just have to press the Print icon. Write an article about the FH’s business. Update my resume. You see now why those three things aren’t getting me up in the morning.

I think the lawn crew may be on a break. I’m going outside while they are out of my way. Sorry this post was awful. I figure I’ll press publish and say “whatever, I’m very pregnant” considering I tried to write about six different things and this is all that came out.

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  • AndreAnna: July 9th, 2008 at 10:37am

    I've made a conscious decision to stop answering the phone because if one more person calls to ask me "any changes?" I may actually drive to their house and ram my very pregnant foot in their ass.

  • Morgan: July 9th, 2008 at 10:43am

    When I was pregnant with Zach, they did yard work outside our apartment every. friggin. day at 8 AM- I was very, very ticked. So, I know how you feel.

  • P&m: July 9th, 2008 at 11:26am

    I wonder how it's going to be for your lovely yard men when your little one has FINALLY gone down for a nap and then BZZZZ they are right outside the window... I look forward to some interesting blogs about that!

    As far as people checking on your progress... if they were smart they'd do what I do, since I have no life... I come look at your twitter to see if it finally says "IN LABOR"! Hang in there... you're almost there! Go eat some ice cream. Do you get Schwans? I miss the Schwan man. That would do you some good right about now.

  • Jenny: July 9th, 2008 at 12:20pm

    dude, send your lawn crew over my way. i have a lot of work they could take care of and i'm sure the trek from your place to mine would take them a while too. :)

Random Thoughts

by casscomerford • July 2nd, 2008 • posted in Bullets for Randomness

Being alone in my head without an Outlook Inbox indicator dinging frequently is a completely new experience. I did not check e-mail yesterday. At all. This was the first day that has happened in a very long time. We’re talking YEARS. Even while on vacation I checked, Christmas I checked, days I was so sick I couldn’t peel myself off of the bathroom floor I checked. Here are a smattering of marinating thoughts in my head:

  • If only pregnancy was like it is on the soap opera’s. They’re pregnant for like FIVE episodes. On the down side they never know who the Daddy is…and sometimes the Mommy is in question too. That drama would be intense.
  • Why are my hands so swollen in the morning? Am I sleeping on them in a certain way that is having them puff up like little baby marshmallows are lining each finger?
  • There’s a lot of thought about going to the Outlets…we could use new towels, but the ones we have aren’t yet in the grandparent category (am I the only one that has grandparents that don’t believe that towels have a lifespan? I swear that they might have towels that are double my age.) but then I think about What if’s. What if it’s hot, what if it’s too much for me, what if, what if, what if.
  • I only have a handful of things left to do on my BIG to do list. I’m not sure what I will do with myself once that is done.
  • The FH has some travel to do in the next week. It’s all major hubs and if anything “started” to happen then he could be home within a couple of hours and I’d much rather have him go and feel useful and make money then stay at home and stare at me while I remain very pregnant. I also don’t want to be alone. This is going to sound awful but I really don’t want to invite a family member to stay with me because it’s too much to spend ALL day with someone but I would like for someone to come home and have dinner with me and watch tv with me at night. What I really need is a gay rent a role husband. I live near the city you think there is someone I can borrow?
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  • AndreAnna: July 2nd, 2008 at 10:02am

    Your hands are swollen because instinctively, we turn our wrists into us when we sleep. And because we have so much extra fluid in our bodies as ginormous pregnant people, it cuts off the circulation and causes fluid build-up.

    I wear braces every night to keep my wrists straight. It's the only thing that helps. Not sure if it's worth the investment (they're about $20 each) since you have such little time left, but if it's really uncomfortable, they do work very well.

  • Kellie: July 2nd, 2008 at 11:44am

    A gay rent a role husband? Love the idea. Mine would be useful to you for eating dinner, watching some tube and getting you whatever it is you would need. He may be a dumb boy, but he DID rock it hard core while I was pregnant. He even does feet rubs :)

    Skip the outlets for now. Go have some iced tea on the porch/deck/couch/bed and chill.

  • GoteeMan: July 2nd, 2008 at 11:35pm

    Not too much longer, and you get to hold her in your arms - it's the coolest thing in the world to look into the face of your newborn.

    Praying for comfort, peace and health for you, your baby and your husband...

    J/

  • All Adither: July 2nd, 2008 at 11:59pm

    Wow, girl. You are getting CLOSE!

  • Kristin....: July 3rd, 2008 at 9:41am

    Once the big list is done, get some good books, put your feet up and read. I would if I could.

    And AndreAnna is right~the swelling thing is all about the fluid. Keep an eye on it; it should go down during the course of the day.

    OMG, I love the gay-rent-a-husband idea.

  • Noble Pig: July 3rd, 2008 at 12:32pm

    I want a hubby like that too! Great idea, I bet they are expensive though because they have good taste!

  • Multi-tasking Mommy: July 4th, 2008 at 6:34am

    Andreanna is right about the wrist thing!

    I read somewhere that if you prop your arms up on pillows that it helps with the swelling.

    Are you getting tingling/numbness too?

    Braces might be a good investment because often even after the baby is born, this swelling doesn't go away. I hate wearing braces, but they are the only thing that work for me.

Monday’s Lists

by casscomerford • June 23rd, 2008 • posted in Bullets for Randomness

List the first – Still want to do before baby list

  • Pedicure
  • Hair Colored & Cut
  • Make a list of grocery store items we get each week so I can delegate
  • Get rid of the rest of the stuff in the basement we don’t need
  • Life Insurance and Will’s – we need to sign this stuff like PRONTO
  • New health insurance set up for August 1st

List the second – Things I’m not thinking about today

  • How work will get done – it just will, so I’m not thinking about it
  • If an offer will come in on our house today as promised
  • If that offer will be good
  • Where on earth we would live if we get a good offer on our house
  • How the FH has to travel for 18 days in the month of July
  • If the FH will throw another fit about the 8 hour child class on Sunday
  • If the baby will come before that class on Sunday and leave me feeling even more clueless and stressed and out of control
  • When will this baby come? WHEN? WHENNNNNNNNNN?

List the third – Things I am grateful for

  • Baby kicking – she’s strong, I know this and it makes me feel better to feel how very strong she is.
  • My Mom. This women is getting a VERY large present on my birthday this year because Holy hell I was born August 27th and this was before people HAD central air. Sainthood I tell you.
  • The knowledge that no one has been pregnant forever – EVENTUALLY I will not be pregnant anymore.
  • I did not marry anyone with the last name Duggar and thus am not expected to do this another 16 times.
  • Peanut Butter Captain Crunch
  • Sunshine
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  • Leslie Collins: June 23rd, 2008 at 8:50am

    I was born in July. I feel that my mother is a saint, as well.

    Have a great day!

  • Kellie: June 23rd, 2008 at 8:57am

    I love when you get all listy on us :)

    And seriously? The Duggar family makes me say How? Why? How? over and over and over....

  • Kristin....: June 23rd, 2008 at 9:16am

    The Duggar family freaks me out. Same with Jon & Kate Plus 8. I feel that my 4 is plenty, thank you very much.

    Lists are good. I am not good at making lists. And wills....we still don't have any. And I was a lawyer and WORKED for a lawyer who drafted wills. sad.

  • Noble Pig: June 23rd, 2008 at 9:30am

    Ihope you get a great offer, that would be magnificent! Fingers crossed!

  • SciFi Dad: June 23rd, 2008 at 10:55am

    You know what? Baby classes aside, you're going to be fine. I know it sounds trite and dismissive, but really, there is no way to properly explain how everything just "makes sense" once you're holding your kid.

    True story: the first diaper I changed was my daughter's (I was really good with kids, had a niece and a nephew, just never changed a diaper). My wife had a c-section, so she was unable to do stuff like that initially. And, she didn't coach me (since she figured I'd done it, like, a zillion times). And yet somehow, my kid's urine and feces didn't get everywhere. I just "knew" how to do it.

    That's just one example. There are others... but it just sort of comes to you. You'll be fine.

    (Of course, now FH will use this comment as further reason to avoid the class. My bad.)

  • Beach Mama: June 23rd, 2008 at 11:05am

    I was born in January in a big snow storm. And my father wouldn't leave until he took a shower, oh and did I mention the pipes were frozen. Don't know how they made it there! hahaha

    And we still have yet to set up wills and the Kid will be 4 next month and another coming in Sept. Yes, I still have 3 more hot sticky months to go. Lucky Bitch.

    Love the lists!

  • AndreAnna: June 23rd, 2008 at 11:16am

    Dear Duggars,

    Stop having sex. It makes babies.

    Love and kisses,
    AndreAnna

  • Steph: June 24th, 2008 at 10:09am

    Haha! this made me laugh. It will all get done, just breathe! I had my daughter Aug 29 and we hand no A/C!! not a lovely summer

If you had four bullets

by casscomerford • June 18th, 2008 • posted in Bullets for Randomness

The four bullet update

  • I’m pretty exhausted. Working 19 hours yesterday was not my best idea ever but I was in a groove and really feeling the push to get things done so that they can be wrapped up…still, not my best idea ever.
  • Getting through this week of work is still my goal – I truly believe if I can get what needs to be done this week done then its a coast from here.
  • I need to clean the sparkling wonder into my house before Friday and I need to find that moving prayer thing my mom sent me in hopes that nice man loves our condo, puts in a fantastic offer and that everything will work out just as it should. But first, I have to clean the sparkle into my house…groan. I’m going to take a multi-step approach as follows:
    • Wednesday – put things that are in the wrong room in the right room and declutter the 100 pregnancy and newborn books that I have in each room.
    • Thursday – Dust and launder everything. Have the FH move the furniture around so it is in the best location to showcase size and space.
    • Friday – Bathroom and Kitchen scrubbing and clean the floors.
  • Nap. I’m going to need to schedule a nap – let’s look at the overwhelming outlook calendar…not looking good for the nap. Hmmm
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  • Multi-tasking Mommy: June 18th, 2008 at 6:49am

    Mmm...scrubbing and cleaning floors sounds like a lot of fun at 9 months pregnant! :)
    You must have some dirty floors if they need "scrubbing"!!! Yikes...good luck with that.

  • AndreAnna: June 18th, 2008 at 8:10am

    I vote you splurge and hire a cleaning service for a "one-time" super-duty clean and RE-FRICKEN-LAX.

  • Liz: June 18th, 2008 at 10:41am

    Whew, I'm tired just reading your to-do list! I agree, cleaning services would be awsome. Love your blog.

  • Kristin....: June 18th, 2008 at 10:50am

    I'm with AndreAnna. Get someone in to clean. Don't overdo things. You don't want to be completely exhausted when Lexi makes an appearance. TRUST ME!

  • Saly: June 18th, 2008 at 11:15am

    Wow, I am exhausted from working like, 2 hours so far today. You are superwoman!

  • Noble Pig: June 18th, 2008 at 3:36pm

    Ugh, it alls ounds sooooooo fun...really fun...especially the floor cleaning.

  • Kat: June 19th, 2008 at 9:47am

    Working 19 hours? That would have killed me. I am all for a cleaning service too. I hate scrubbing floors :(

Do not miss this post….seriously

by casscomerford • June 12th, 2008 • posted in Bullets for Randomness

It’s been an interesting day so far. Let’s look at it in bullets:

  • This morning my Nissan Rogue’s “smart key” proved that it’s making me stupid. As I stood next to our front door with the hand on the door knob willing the door to unlock alla smart key….the front door to our home does not incidentally have a smart key. The FH was watching me and he says “you were totally waiting for the door to unlock itself weren’t you. you’re scary. should I be worried?”
  • I ran to Whole Foods before the doctors today to get some pantry items that I like to get from there – there was a single item that I needed to purchase the Whole Foods Raisin Bran…everything else was just a grab because you can. Guess what I left Whole Foods without? Yup, the Raisin Bran.
  • I waited FOREVER in the doctors office this morning and drafted this post on my Blackberry….while doing this a lady also pregnant who is on the same doctor schedule as I am was reading a passage from Angelina Jolie’s interview with People where she claimed that sex now being pregnant with twins was “exciting” and “great” and interesting because she feels so alive and full. You know what I think about sex and pregnancy….oh, wait. I don’t think about these two things together at all anymore. Interesting. Another way in which Angie and I are NOTHING alike….well we can all sleep at night.
  • I was wearing a cute top this morning but while making a raspberry smoothie I got raspberry on the shirt so I opted to just throw a sweater over the tank I was wearing. This particular sweater has never been worn before….it’s navy. It apparently likes to pill and rub off on other clothing and skin. Especially skin that’s a little sweaty. Imagine my shock when at Starbucks I take off the sweater and the girl that I know well from behind the counter gives me a look that says “WTF???!!?!!” she says “did you give up pit shaving?” To which I’m like “no, that’s so gross…I firmly believe in always shaving pits” Well it looked as though I had grown an entire patch of nappy pit hair thanks to this navy sweater. I must have been a shade of red visible in the dark.

The day is not even half over….this post may expand.

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  • AndreAnna: June 12th, 2008 at 10:57am

    Well, maybe if FH were Brad Pitt...

  • Noble Pig: June 12th, 2008 at 11:46am

    Don't even worry about the door thing, I do it once a week myself...it's kids sucking your brain out!

  • Feener: June 12th, 2008 at 12:03pm

    what ? for real the lady said that ???

  • Kristin....: June 12th, 2008 at 2:08pm

    Oh honey I feel for you. I probably would have smacked the lady at Starbucks though.

  • Multi-tasking Mommy: June 12th, 2008 at 6:58pm

    Oh dear!
    I hope your day got better.

  • Michael C: June 12th, 2008 at 9:28pm

    I'd kill (or maybe pay) for a blogworthy day like that! And you drafted the whole thing on your Blackberry! And I was just impressed that my phone could play freakin' music.

    You need to mark this day on your calendar!!

A game of Signs

by casscomerford • May 27th, 2008 • posted in Bullets for Randomness

The following are signs that it’s hot and humid outside:

  • I can see my hair in my peripheral vision, to the left to the right and my personal favorite directly above. Fantastic.
  • I slept in 10 minute increments last night…okay 10 is a little generous let’s say 8:30. Luckily I was able to concentrate on the snoring of the FH.
  • The cats want to be ON me. Not next to me – not on my desk – not behind my computers where they unplug things – they want to be ON me in all the furry hairness.
  • My fuse is short…oh hell, there isn’t a fuse at all – it’s gone.
  • If I hear the FH say that he “doesn’t feel good” one more time I’m going to give him a reason to not feel “good”. I haven’t felt “good” in months….I’ve felt okay, fine and ehhh but Good, GOOD, I have not felt GOOD in months. I want him to feel something completely new – I want him to feel QUIET.
  • There’s a wicked thunderstorm going on and I am equal parts encouraging the power to stay on so I can get more accomplished today and wishing the power would go out so I could just take a nap already. Not that I’d be able to sleep.
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  • Steph: May 27th, 2008 at 2:19pm

    Spray conditioner and a ponytail holder will help the hair and duct tape might help with hubby! (JUST KIDDING!) Hope you can get things done AND get a nap!

  • AndreAnna: May 27th, 2008 at 3:19pm

    Woman, put the A/C on. Conserving energy, schmonserving schmenergy.

    You're pregnant. You deserve to be comfortable and sleep well. You can conserve next year.

    It will make you feel better.

  • Steph: May 27th, 2008 at 3:23pm

    i love down here in the land of humidity, and let me tell you, my cat is always on me, too! why do they do this???

  • Catnip: May 27th, 2008 at 6:25pm

    It's wicked hot and humid here today too. It makes me really cranky. The hot laptop on my legs isn't helping. Must find lapdesk somewhere, probably in the boy's room.