Here are ways to not start a morning:

• Wake up to grunting baby while you think about working today.
• It’s 5am so you feed your child with the intention of her going back to sleep. But she doesn’t.
• Shower while she dozes but while you’re rinsing out the shampoo the screaming starts.
• Get dressed while you’re practically still wet making clothing that are already on the tight side VERY difficult to get on.
• Change a REALLY dirty diaper – we were moments from a blowout.
• Fold laundry while holding a child to have her spit up on the only thing that would be a giant pain to re-wash…the sheets.
• Your cats are stalking you because “they hungry”.
• Walk downstairs with screaming baby because she wants to eat again.
• Notice cat puke on the edge of where the carpet meets hardwood floor- I don’t think I need to tell you which side the cat puked on.
• Try to feed the cats one handed while wrangling still screaming baby.
• Drop the cat dish on the floor.
• Glass Shatters.
• Deposit baby in swing to continue to scream.
• Clean up floor and finally feed the cats.
• Make a cup of coffee – but forget to put in a new coffee pod. Now I have to refill the water resevior. Gahhhh

The day did improve from there….a bit. The entire day I was thinking about a clever post of “Cass and the really awful, horrible, no good day” but it wasn’t the whole day and I was grateful about that so I went with bullets instead. Today, thanks goodess, is starting MUCH better.